Saturday, January 01, 2005

-=Happy New Year Ya All=-

May your good health be confirmed by your dentist, gastro-endocrinologist, urologist, psychologist, optician and fortune-teller.

May your physiotherapist, chiropractor, therapist, witch doctor and your slimming clinic tell you,you don't have to come anymore.

May your salary, your housing subsidy, the contents of your house and all your shares increase in value, and may your blood pressure, weight, house loan, tax and cholesterol all decrease.

May all your friends remember you and may the taxman forget you exist.

May your walls be too high for the neighborhood's thieves but low enough for you to hop over when you have forgotten your keys.

May you have an honest government and a dishonest beauty therapist.

May you have an intelligent Prime Minister and a fool for a TV license checker.

And the best of everything else for 2005.........Happy New Year!

Cheers!
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1 Comments:

Blogger lucia said...

dishonest beauty therapist? why? so that i can hear a white lie from her that i am awesomely beautiful? haha!!

very good wishes, ks. happy new year to you!

10:52 PM  

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