Work email

Work so sien these days. Send samples, send samples, send more samples... Lemme show you the typical work related emails I receive everday.

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Hi

We have additional sample request from XXXXXX as below
Art # XXXXXX
15 XXX on each color
Black
Khaki
Brown----do you have any brown shade? If not please advise what color you have for XXX'S XXXX

XXXXXXX Mfg. Co., Inc.
XXX XXXXXX Street
XXXX XXXXX XX XXXXX
Attn XXXXX
(XXX) XXX-XXXX
DHL # XXX XXX XXX
**Please use their DHL account.

They need XXXXXXX ASAP please report how soon you can send.
Also they are asking "What does XXX XXXXXXXX mean"
Please advise.

We forgot to mention we need cutting (around 5" x 5" size) from their
XXXXXXX.
We always need to stay same stage as customer to discuss any further work.
So we need same fabric & same color in our hand this is very important.
Please send color black & khaki to us.
Please add this routine from now on.

Regards
XXXXX
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Of course, I gotta reply nicely but if I had it my way, my reply would be...

Hi XXXXX,

Send liau la. Send liau la! Mai kaciau!

Rgds.

You tell me... sien or not? Anyway, this is what I get paid to do everyday.