Women

HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:
She forgets about you the moment she dumps you.

WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access. Everyone wants to get "connected" to her.

SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful. She makes sex enjoyable with "audio".

CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:
8 of the 10 things she says are nonsense.

LINUX Woman:
She's the mistress. Some use her to dual boot.

VIRUS Woman:
Aka "WIFE". When you are not expecting, she comes and installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything....