Satu Dua Tiga Empat
Ah Beng is the kind of guy who has low IQ. He is abit slow upstairs. Or to put it another way, Ah Beng is intelectually challenged. He works in a coffee shop taking drink orders from customers somewhere in Pulau Tikus. Although he is less intelligent than the average guy on the street, he has pretty good memory. Ah Beng rarely forgets which customer orders what drink. No, he doesn't spit into customers' drinks.
One fine day, Ah Beng and his bunch of normal friends decided to visit a Dato Kong to ask for 4D. Ah Beng and his friends started to pray and offered to buy nasi kunyit for the Dato Kong if Dato can let them strike the 1st prize. Suddenly, one of Ah Beng's friend started to act abit weird. His friend went into a trance. Apparently, Dato Kong took over his friend's body.
Ah Beng and his other friends were so excited and they started to ask Dato to give them a number. Dato said "Okay, satu dua tiga empat".
Satisfied with the number given by Dato, Ah Beng and his friends went away happily to hamtam this number. The very next day, Ah Beng checked the 4D result on The People's Paper. He became a millionare.
It reads "1st prize: 2444"
His friends pengsan. All of them bet 1234.
One fine day, Ah Beng and his bunch of normal friends decided to visit a Dato Kong to ask for 4D. Ah Beng and his friends started to pray and offered to buy nasi kunyit for the Dato Kong if Dato can let them strike the 1st prize. Suddenly, one of Ah Beng's friend started to act abit weird. His friend went into a trance. Apparently, Dato Kong took over his friend's body.
Ah Beng and his other friends were so excited and they started to ask Dato to give them a number. Dato said "Okay, satu dua tiga empat".
Satisfied with the number given by Dato, Ah Beng and his friends went away happily to hamtam this number. The very next day, Ah Beng checked the 4D result on The People's Paper. He became a millionare.
It reads "1st prize: 2444"
His friends pengsan. All of them bet 1234.
8 Comments:
HAHAHAHAA!!! chun!!!!
This joke was kinda long ago luuu~ :P But when re-read again, still nice!
What happened to the tiger/zebra post? where I can choose how many x's?
:D What's with the 2444?
o i haven't heard of this joke before. very farneeee. lol.
it pays to be an ah beng (or ah lian) sometimes eh.
First time reading this joke... NICE!!
To All - This one was inspired by Wingz after reading about his dog post.
EF - Ha! You saw my tiger? *Blushes*
KS --- I wonder how would it be to see you redden :)
So what happened to that Tigger?
EF - Tiger was shy.
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