Wednesday, April 27, 2005

When drunk

A little bird sent this to me...

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

1 Comments:

Blogger kljs said...

Lol....

wow...didn't know that....

maybe because so far, I have been trying not to get drunk....(i let my friends get drunk first)(ways to survive a beer bash.) :)

9:57 PM  

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