How the professionals do it ....

No time to blog so this is a filler post.

Subject: Performance in Bed

Accountants do it with Double Entry
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
Ambulance drivers come quicker
Australians do it Down Under
Bankers do it with interest
Bartenders do it on the Rocks
Chess players check their Mates
Cops do it with cuffs
Computer Technicians do it with hard drives
Computer engineers plug and play
DJs do it on request
Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure
Dentists do it orally
Detectives do it under cover
Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers
Engineers do it to specification (RF engineers do it with frequency)
Firemen do it with a big hose
Frank Sinatra does it his way
Garbage men cum twice a week
Gardeners do it in the bushes
Gas attendants Pump all day
Housewives do it for an allowance
IT programmers cannot do it without software
Jockeys gallop hard but finish fast
Landlords do it every 1st of the month
Mountain Climbers like to be on top
Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate!
Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free
Truckers do it on the road
Travel Agents do it in lots of different places
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips
Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!
But worse are those bloody politicians, all they do is talk about it....