Dear Abby Letters - Part 2

Dear Abby:

My 40-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.



Dear Abby:

I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.



Dear Abby:

My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.




Dear Abby:

You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband has lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

Dear Abby Letters - Part 1

Dear Abby:

A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?



Dear Abby:

What can I do about all the sex, nudity, fowl language and violence on my VCR?



Dear Abby:

I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.



Dear Abby:

I am a 23-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.



Dear Abby:

I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.



Dear Abby:

Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Decision

I had to choose between the following and I still can't make up my mind.



So help me God.

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Tenaga bill

I got my last month's Tenaga bill a few days ago. I obediently paid all my bills every month. However, something is different on my Tenaga bill this time. It states bayaran tunggakan is RM95.91 which means I didn't pay for last month's bill. Celaka. Then where did my money go???

Medical pun

This is a cut and paste post. If you don't like CnP, I suggest you see a Proctologist.

When the hospital Board of Directors asked a panel of doctors to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital:

The Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised no rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians stated they were all labouring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; the Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body," while the Paediatricians said, "Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, and the Radiologists could see right through it.

The Pharmacists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow; the Plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter".

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

And in the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some arsehole.

Ai si mai si

My blog looks like got no power liau... ai si ko mai si like dat!

Mouse in the office

Snake on a plane? Mouse in an office?

A tiny mouse was spotted in the office a few days ago. This mouse seems to be enjoying the left over food stuff dropped onto the floor by fellow colleagues.
These people spend more time eating breakfast and lunch in the office than doing their job.

It's good laugh to see the fairer sex lifting their feet off the ground when little mikey runs across the office from desk to desk.

Don't call pest control just yet!

Why I moved here

This article featured in The Star explains all. Whether I blog about work or life or whatever, I don't intend any one in the workplace to read them.

Words of wisdom

This entry is dedicated to those of you who had a bad Monday.


The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems,
but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect.