Friday, September 30, 2005

Back and now gone

Thank you for dropping by even though there were no updates in the past 2 weeks. Sorry guys and gals. I came back but then I am now gone again. I don't know when I will come back. Maybe you are seeing the coming demise of this pathetic attempt at blogging blog.

Thursday, September 15, 2005

How the professionals do it ....

No time to blog so this is a filler post.

Subject: Performance in Bed

Accountants do it with Double Entry
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
Ambulance drivers come quicker
Australians do it Down Under
Bankers do it with interest
Bartenders do it on the Rocks
Chess players check their Mates
Cops do it with cuffs
Computer Technicians do it with hard drives
Computer engineers plug and play
DJs do it on request
Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure
Dentists do it orally
Detectives do it under cover
Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers
Engineers do it to specification (RF engineers do it with frequency)
Firemen do it with a big hose
Frank Sinatra does it his way
Garbage men cum twice a week
Gardeners do it in the bushes
Gas attendants Pump all day
Housewives do it for an allowance
IT programmers cannot do it without software
Jockeys gallop hard but finish fast
Landlords do it every 1st of the month
Mountain Climbers like to be on top
Pianists touch, tickle, and titillate!
Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free
Truckers do it on the road
Travel Agents do it in lots of different places
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips
Watch out for tennis players - love means nothing to them!
But worse are those bloody politicians, all they do is talk about it....

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Back

I am back in Penang after a week and things are different this time. I won't be having much time online or to blog like I used to. So many little but yet essential things to do, buy and prepare when you live with your spouse.

I have just subscribed to streamxy and waiting for it to be activated. Will also be setting up a PC soon when streamxy is ready for use. I have yet to get a modem/router. Which brand would you recommend?

PS: Why must Penang Bridge Sdn Bhd use blogspot. Takde class la!

Saturday, September 03, 2005

Blogging from KLIA

Ahhh... I just arrived KLIA earlier this morning and blogging this from a free internet kiosk. Hmmm... once a blogger always a blogger??? Blog here, blog there, blog anywhere.

Had some problems with the check in bitch by the name of Julie at the Cathay Pacific counter at Penang airport this morning. Some drama.

Oh yes, I am here in transit to Hong Kong for a week so there will be no entries next week. Don't waste time to check this blog.

Till then, happy holidays to me... Laterz!