The Best Out-Of-Office Replies
Almost everyone working in an office has access to emails nowadays. I bet you have received automatic out-of-office replies when the person you email is in a meeting, travelling on a business trip, on-leave or whatever, right?
A typical out-of-office reply would be something like this...
"Hi, I am on a business trip and will only return to office on 2nd March 2005. For any urgent issue, pls contact my secretary, Ms Sharon Lim at 604-XXXXXXX"
Now that would be a typical out-of-office reply if you are the big boss.
But what if you are in the middle or junior management level? What would be the typical out-of-office reply? Here are some hilarious out-of-office replies you may want to try out next time.
1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
2. I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.
3. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
4. Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to top management.
5. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
6. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
7. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.' (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
8. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
9. Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message. I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.
10. Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
11. Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.
12. I've run away to join a different circus.
and finally, the icing on the cake...
13. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'.
A typical out-of-office reply would be something like this...
"Hi, I am on a business trip and will only return to office on 2nd March 2005. For any urgent issue, pls contact my secretary, Ms Sharon Lim at 604-XXXXXXX"
Now that would be a typical out-of-office reply if you are the big boss.
But what if you are in the middle or junior management level? What would be the typical out-of-office reply? Here are some hilarious out-of-office replies you may want to try out next time.
1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
2. I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.
3. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
4. Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to top management.
5. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
6. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
7. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.' (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
8. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
9. Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message. I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.
10. Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
11. Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to leave me any messages.
12. I've run away to join a different circus.
and finally, the icing on the cake...
13. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'.
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