Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Weirdest meme

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn on page 18 and find line 4.

... already she's applied for forty-three other jobs.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.

Okay... stretched oredi.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Chelsea vs Man Utd

4.Without looking, guess what time it is?

Tiu! What kind of question is this?

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?

12:20 AM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Some HK series on Astro.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

15 minutes ago. Coming back from dinner.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My belog.

9. What are you wearing?

Nothing except for a pair of socks.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes. A wet one too.

11. When did you last laugh?

30 minutes ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

The walls are empty. Nothing on the 4 walls.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yes. Don't u think this meme is weird?

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Is this a quiz meh?

15. What is the last film you saw?

Basic Instinct II?

16. If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A Mercedes. Not this Mercedez.

17. Tell me something about you that I dunno.

I got 2 kkc?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I dunno how to answer this.

19. Do you like to dance?

No.

20. George Bush.

John Kerry.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Ah Girl

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Ah Boi

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes

24.What do you want GOD to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Which GOD?

Monday, April 24, 2006

Major jam on bridge again

%&#$!!!! One lousy accident is all it takes to paralyse the freakin bridge...
5 hours after rush hour and the damn bridge is still jam. Sien...

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Boh Kalau Lah

ATM was on a bike with Ah Lian after a durian shopping trip. Ah Lian was holding on to 2 big bags of durians... then they reached a hump...

ATM heard a loud bang....
He asked Ah Lian, "Lurian wu kalau bo? (durian got drop or not?)"....
Ah Lian shouted.... "boh kalau lah!"

So ATM continued with the journey. Then they reached home...
ATM got down from his bike & was shocked to see that Ah Lian was not wearing a helmet!!!

He asked Ah Lian, "Lu eh boh ti to lo? (Where is your helmet???"
Ah Lian was very angry and replied....
"Just now I already told u 'boh kalau' (helmet drop)!!!"

I copied this style from this fella.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Insomnia

It's 3.11am now and I can't sleep. The World Cup hasn't started yet. Another 4 hours before I leave for opis.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Why no updates?

... coz I don't blardy care to feed your wild thirst for any posts. Yew online prick addict!

Seriously... I'd been ...

dutifully filing my tax returns. This is the only downside in having too many sources of income... such as selling backside. Arn chua? Lu beh song ar? haha

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Nothing productive

If you are Americano United States of America type, then hear this.
Tomorrow morning at one o'clock, two minutes and 3 seconds you will get the date and time as...

01:02:03 04/05/06



How often do you get that? Still attempting to give you unproductive posts.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

LHDN

Bugger! It's that time of the year again.

Mahai! So fast one year liau ah? Where have all my savings gone?