Today is Christmas Eve. I did not expect it to happen so fast. I knew you were not well. I felt so sad to see you go. I put u close to my ear when you passed on.
Your only weakness is I can't fucking use you in the United States. Other than that, you have served your master well for the past 4 years.
Rest in peace, my trusty
phone. I am temporarily using back the old
Nokia 8210 b4 u came into my life.
Rest in peace 8310. I will miss you until I can get your replacement. A
new phone that can let me call my bitches when I am in the States. A phone that does not cost half my "balls".