Some jokes first

Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.

Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward...forward...backward....forward... stop and eject.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.

Q: Who is a gynaecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.

Q: Who is an opportunist?
A: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Q: What is a smile?
A: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Q: Who is an Optimist?
A: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Q: What is experience?
A: The name men give to their mistakes.