An asshole

There is an asshole in my workplace. I report to him since 2 months ago. This asshole is my new boss. Work starts at 8:30am officially but like all good employees I arrive a little bit early like 10-15 minutes before time, right? This asshole would get so excited seeing me abit early and would give me a 15-20 minutes lecture almost every morning. Tiu! I been sitting in the car till it's 8:30am sharp before I enter the office. Makes my life so miserable especially when it's still early in the morning!

Yes, he is the biggest asshole in the world but he is also my boss.

Peter vs XiaXue

Hey... I need more drama! C'mon you guys and girls. Don't let the fight between Peter and XiaXue end just like that. Keep the fire going! Add more oil, add more salt. Rub it in... yea... like what I am now doing. We all wanna see two of them cumming for more now, don't we? Ummm... opps. Just being honest ya.

Hell yeah, I am whoring for attention, so what? This is my blog and I can do what I want. So if you r reading this piece now, then I managed to get your business through my whoring! Hehe... and yea, only those with no balls give anonymous comments.

And if you don't like what I write, then only 2 words... up yours!

A hairy affair

Fuiyoh! I read this in The Star today.

If an average person has roughly about 100,000 hair follicles on the head, then a strand of his hair is worth 5 cents.

Donate a computer table

This is how my current computer corner looks like.
Flat screen monitor, keyboard on top of a DHL box, a cpu, speakers, an optical mouse and 2 routers.


I am resting my butt on 2 cushions... Anyone care to donate a computer table?

Rockwills or Webwill?

I read this piece from RB and that got me thinking. Can bloggers write their own will online? Is it necessary for bloggers to see a professional will writer? Sheesh... why not just do it yourself on your blog? Here's mine...

Last Will of KS Tang

I, KS Tang, of Penang, Malaysia, revoke all my former Wills and Codicils and declare this entry in my blog dated 19th October 2005 to be my Last Will and Testament.

I. BURIAL INSTRUCTIONS, PAYMENT OF EXPENSES

A. My instructions are that my body be cremated and the ashes be uploaded into a new entry in my blog 5 days after my passing. A photo of my body to be taken before the cremation and displayed prominently at the header of this blog. That post will be a sticky post. Arr...nevermind, sticky or not it does not matter anymore as there will be no more post from me after that.

B. I request Michael Ooi of Heavenly's blog to present my eulogy at my funeral.

C. I direct that my just debts, funeral expenses and expenses of last illness be first paid from my estate in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. The proceeds of the sale of my said estate will settle these and all other debts.

II. DISPOSITION OF PROPERTY

A. It is my intention to pass the proceeds of my entire estate to the following person(s) or entity. If the person to whom I have left a Specific Bequest does not survive me, then I leave any items I have designated for them to the Residue of my estate.

I give the entire residue of my estate to the Hair for Hospice Charity Campaign. I direct that the residue of my estate shall be added to, administered, and distributed as part of that campaign, according to the terms of the campaign and any amendments made to it before my death.

B. If all of the above person(s) or organization(s) do not survive me, my estate shall be distributed to my heirs at law as determined by the laws of Malaysia on the date of my death.

III. APPOINTMENTS AND POWERS

I nominate Lilian Chan and Tay Ee Yean, as the Co-Executors, to serve without bond. If such person or entity does not serve for any reason, I nominate Peter Tan Hua Choon, to be the Executor, to serve without bond.

IV. GENERAL

A. My Executor(s), in addition to other powers and discretions granted by law, including all powers granted under the Independent Administration of Estates Act, shall have the power to: (A) sell estate assets at public or private sale, for cash or on credit terms, (B) lease estate assets without restriction as to duration, and (C) invest any surplus moneys of the estate in real or personal property, as the executor deems advisable.

B. The Executor shall have the power to sell any asset or lease any asset, with or without notice, at either public or private sale.

V. MISCELLANEOUS

A. I was previously married to KEF =)

B. I am intentionally omitting from this Will my sister Xia Xue.

I sign my name to this Will on 19th October 2005 in Penang, Malaysia.

KS Tang

P/S: All of you can be my witness!

EON service

One of the things I hate about driving a Proton is the time I have to waste when I go for the 1st 3 so-called free services at the EON service centre ie. the 1st 1,000km, next 5,000km and then the next 10,000km.

How long do they really need to service a car, really? Reality... about 4 hours!!! Okay, I exaggerate... maybe 3 hours but the service staff work really slow. The thing is they've got 5-6 service bays but the turnaround time for a vehicle sucks. Just changing the engine oil would probably take an hour or so! Other workshops in the pondok below the tree can do a more efficient job than this... like what? 15 minutes to change engine oil?

Tomorrow is Saturday and I gotta get my ass up earlier before sunrise and drive down to the EON service centre in Sungai Pinang for a service. Really annoying to wait so long for a service.... Grrr.... Hopefully, I can get the car done earlier tomorrow... in record time of 2 hours and 59 minutes?

David Thong

David Thong, a blogger that I have a link from here, passed away on Tuesday morning from liver cancer. He will be remembered as one of the first few blogs I accidentally stumbled upon. Lots of photos about his life, work and friends.

"I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in me will live, even though he dies; and whoever lives and believes in me will never die." John 11:25-26

Online again

I finally got my pc hooked up with streamyx yesterday afternoon in my new place. Haven't got a desk for the pc yet. Thinking of getting a cheap one from Tesco this weekend. My butt is killing me as I type this. Wait till I show you my new pc corner. hehe...

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