Thursday, April 28, 2005

Pls build a 2nd bridge

I left office quite early yesterday at approx half past 5. Well, what do you know? I was caught in a massive jam immediately after turning into the highway heading towards the bridge toll from Prai Free Industrial Zone 1.
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You can see the facilities of IOI Oleochemical in the background. If you could please imagine how far this jam has already stretched to now?
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Apparently, all the highways, byways and whatever lorongs leading to the bridge from Prai were in a bumper to bumper situation. Phew! I was lucky, I had earlier gone to relieve myself before I hopped into my car for my journey home. Tell me how many of us actually keep a plastic bag in our car all the time?
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It took me almost one hour to get to the toll booth.
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This is the time to build another bridge. There is no better time than now. Who knows how long it will take to complete the 2nd bridge? 5 years? 10 years? Another recession will definitely halt the project when it's half done.

%^#^@%!!!! Need I say more?

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

When drunk

A little bird sent this to me...

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

No teacher

What happens when there's no teacher in the class? You play street fighter, of coz...

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Abuuu ken! Abuuu ken!

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Abuuu ken!!!! Opppps! The teacher is behind you now... ;p

Tennis: The quiet and peaceful sport...

... so quiet and peaceful you can actually read people's minds ...

Sunday, April 24, 2005

Paint my love

Painting in progress. Wooops! I just needed to do this for my blog.
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Half way thru.
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Saturday, April 23, 2005

Warming up?

If you watch a game of football, you would have noticed there are players warming up at the sidelines next to the pitch. Most of the time, these players are either jogging along the sidelines or doing some stretching exercises.

Next time if you happen to see football on tv, then remember this post. Watch the players carefully at the sidelines presumely stretching their legs.

You might see something else. They are not really stretching but doing this....

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Friday, April 22, 2005

Cyberspace and the real world

Ever since I got my first modem back in mid-90's, one of the first few applications which interest me were chatting clients and of course browsing applications. Back in those days, everyone knows about IRC chatrooms. IRC was like heroin to me. It consumed my life. I was literally living in the chatrooms. Everyday without fail, I would connect to undernet and hang out in my favourite chatrooms. There was just something about it. I would feel agitated if I was unable to get online.

Over time, I learnt a few things from IRC. One of the most important lesson I learnt is people behave differently online and in real life. This is true most of the time. From my humble experience, people tend to express themselves easier when chatting online compared to face-to-face. People are more aggresive online. In other words, online chatting tends to bring out the animal in us. With this in mind, I always take it with a pinch of salt whenever I chat online.

The same principle applies for blogging. The purpose of blogs is to provide a means for people to express what they want to say, to facilitate analysis, to debate and discuss, to resist censorship and to create the space for a diversity of views. All this makes the cyberspace interesting and lively. So take it easy when you read someone's blog which is of a different view. Click the red button marked with an "X" on the top right hand side of your screen and surf along if there is something that you cannot digest.

Here's a little something for you to ponder...

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...anything can happen in cyberspace.

Oh... there was only one major browser then and it wasn't Microsoft's Internet Explorer....

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Heavyweight and featherweight blogs

Blogs can be classified into 2 main categories - the heavyweights and the featherweights.

The heavyweights blogs are typically more incline towards serious stuff that affects many people to a certain extent. Heavyweights blogs are like Screenshots... and Brand New Malaysian. They rant about many things that little kids like me don't have a clue. These kinda blogs are on the "heavier" side cos you need to sacrifice a couple of brain cells in order to digest them. At times, they can be rather dry, dull and boring.

The featherweights are of coz blogs like this one, this one, this one, this one, this one, this one, this one, this one and this one to name just a few. They bitch about their day to day life, experiences, who they hate, who they like, basically anything and everything under the sky or beyond. They are always interesting if you are a "kay poh chee" or nosy fella always prying into the affairs of others.

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Blue? Green? Orange?

I am having a hard time trying to decide what color to paint the walls in my living room and bedroom. Should I choose Blue? or Orange? Gee, I can't decide.

Since tomorrow is a public holiday, I will be continuing with my renovation work. Meantime, I will be dreaming about colors when I crash tonight.

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Tuesday, April 19, 2005

For your eyes only

Who wanna see this gal naked? Mouse over picture to take off her towel!



"She's" a guy you pervert!
Blek! :p I have too much free time.

Attn: Kenny Sia.
Here's a challenge I wud like to see you do. Lol!

Monday, April 18, 2005

kennysia.com again %$#@!

He's at it again. He almost made me lau jiu then, he almost made me lau jiu again now.

When routine isn't exactly normal. Very true, for Kenny Sia at least.

No to Penang's 2nd link

At RM2.6billion, Penang's new link is just too costly, says Samy.

Well Samy, I use the bridge everyday to travel to work and back. We need the 2nd link. We need it fast. %$^#!

Sunday, April 17, 2005

Meet at McDonalds/DIY - renovate my own apartment

Refer here for this entry. Don't wanna do double work.

I went to work on my apartment after that. My previous entries here and here. I plastered up some walls after putting in the wires for the power points today.

First, cut into the walls, connect wires and put in wires for 13 amp power points.
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Here's some plaster to seal up the wall.
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Pour some plaster into unused ice cream box.
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Add some water.
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Mix it well to get a smooth density.
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Finally, paste it on the opening. Done.
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Wait! Got some left. Who wants to make facial mask?

Thursday, April 14, 2005

My Birth

I have shown you my 3l33t drawing skillz, now let me entertain you with my 3l33t photoshopping skillz. Need I say more? :x

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Wednesday, April 13, 2005

USD1.3 million

Whoo hooo.... it's better than striking 4D, Da Ma Cai or Toto. This one came in from one of my African scammers...err... I mean friends. I have not been corresponding with this fellow for almost 2 weeks - you know it gets kinda boring after awhile. Anyway, I didn't expect to hear from this friend but I got below mail in my inbox today.

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From: "IBA ANNEXE" Add to Address Book
To: ks
Date: Wed, 13 Apr 2005 06:00:01 -0500
Subject: RE:FINAL PAYMENT APPROVAL NOTIFICATION

ATTN:MR.KIA SU.

DEAR SIR,

RE : FINAL PAYMENT APPROVAL NOTICE OF ONE MILLION THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY (US$1.3M)

THIS IS TO INFORMED YOU THAT YOUR INHERITED FUND HAS BEEN FORWARDED TO OUR AFFILIATE BANK (CBC BANKING CORPORATION)IN MADRID SPAIN.

YOU ARE ADVISED TO CONTACT THE HEAD AFRICAN RELATIONS OF THE BANK MR. WALTER PHILIPS FOR THE IMMEDIATE REMIT OF YOUR FUND THROUGH THIS CONTACT INFORMATIONS AS BELOW:

BANK NAME:CBC BANKING CORPORATION MADRID SPAIN.
TEL:(+34) 62 88 14 261
FAX:(+34) 62 88 14 260
E-MAIL ADDRESS: cbcbankcorpmadrid@madrid.com
BANK WEBSITE: www.cbcbancorp.com

MOREOVER,IN LINE WITH THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT FISCAL/MONETARY POLICY ON FOREIGN INHERITANCE CLAIM PAYMENT OF ABOVE ONE MILLION THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS AND TO ENSURE THAT PAYMENT IS MADE, YOU ARE THEREFORE REQUIRED TO CONTACT OUR AFFILIATE BANK IN SPAIN ON THE ABOVE CONTACT DEATILS.

ONCE AGAIN, IN THE LIGHT OF THE ABOVE YOUR FILE HAS BEEN FORWARDED TO THE BANK IN MADRID SPAIN AND YOU ARE HEREBY ADVISED TO CONTACT THE BANK TO ENABLE THEM RELEASE YOUR FUND BY DRAFT OR KTT AS YOU MAY PREFER.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

DR.OUEDRAOGO WILSON.
DIRECTOR FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT.
INTERNATIONAL BANK OF AFRICA.
OUAGADOUGOU,BURKINA FASO.
WEST AFRICA.
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I better contact Mr. Walter Philips fast to get my money. Hmmm... what time is Madrid now? Somebody please tell me how many hours is Malaysia ahead of Madrid?

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Singapore ghost story

The story took place during the 7th month of the Chinese lunar calendar and revolved around a young lad named Sam. Sam at that time was working as a general worker in a small company located at Tuas. During one particular working day, the whole of Sam's company was requested to work OT in order to meet a deadline due the following day. By the time everything was done, it was already past 1 am and Sam was the last person left in the office.

He was left wondering whether there were still any bus services at this hour. He decided to try his luck and quickly tidied up the office, locked up and rushed towards the bus stop. The bus stop was situated by a small narrow road with dense forest surrounding the area. Sam waited for about 20 minutes and was about to make his way to the main road to catch a cab when a double deck bus appeared from nowhere. He hesitantly waved it down, boarded the bus and the only person he saw on the same bus was a frail ghastly looking old woman. The old woman was dressed in white samfoo and black pant, attire favoured by maids in those early days or "Ma Jie" as they were commonly known then. Sam felt uneasy upon seeing her and was about to go up to the upper deck when a voice ranged out in Cantonese, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous." It was the old woman. Her comment sent a chill through Sam's bones and he figured that the upper deck might be "dirty".

He decided to heed the old woman's advice and grab a seat at the lower deck even though he felt uncomfortable by her presence. It was an agonizing 20 minutes journey before Sam reached his bus stop. He quickly alighted and turned to steal a quick glance at the old woman, who stared right back at him by the window. Sam hastened his pace and was fortunate to reach home safely.

The next day, Sam was requested to work OT and ended up being the last person left in the office again. It was already past midnight and Sam was contemplating whether to take a cab home but decided against it in the end as money was tight. So he made his way to the bus stop again and after about 20 minutes, the same double deck bus appeared. Sam boarded the bus and saw the same old woman again. He decided to go to the upper deck again when the old woman called out to him, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous." Even though, he heard it before, he still felt a certain fear inside him since it's the 7th month. To be on the safe side, he reluctantly took a seat at the lower deck again and reached home with no incidents.

The third day, Sam was asked to do OT again. By now he was feeling dreaded and worried as he didn't want to repeat the same process again. But he obliged nevertheless since it was his livelihood. He was, you guessed it, the last person left in the office again. He made the same journey to the bus stop, occasionally checking his back as he walked.

The double deck bus arrived, he boarded it and saw the same old woman again. As he proceeded to go upstairs, the old woman warned him again, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous." Sam was fed up with the old woman by now and decided to go upstairs even though he was feeling a bit scared. He saw no one else when he reached the upper deck and slowly made his way to the back of the bus and sat down. Sam's heart began pounding away as he waited anxiously for something to happen. After 30 minutes, nothing happened, Sam went downstairs to confront the old woman and asked her why she kept saying it's dangerous upstairs.

The old woman turned, stared at him and replied, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous. Upstairs got no bus driver."

haa......haaaa.....haaaa.......:-)

Monday, April 11, 2005

My dinner

Earlier today in #malaysiablogger, 5xmom asked me why I no longer blog about what food I eat anymore. I blogged about it here, here and here.

Okay lah, since I am in an okay mood tonight I will share with you what I had for dinner.

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Now where shall I start. Okay, from top to bottom, left to right.
Fried egg, roti babi and karipap.
Fish fillet, some vege, again some vege and steamed crab sticks.
Some chicken or fish sticks, I can't figure it out, tau yew bak, bak steak and sayong chai soup.

There you go. That's my home cooked dinner I just had tonight.

Annoucement from 5xmom

Special invitation from mother of all bloggers 5xmom for my fansi only. 5xmom invites all bloggers, old or young, boy or girl or in-between, man or woman to a special meet up session next Sunday (17th April) at Greenland McD at 10am wah... so early one ah.

Sunday, April 10, 2005

What's so interesting?

Wonder what these Chinamen are looking at?
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Saturday, April 09, 2005

Freebra

Many moons ago, I blogged about a new type of bra. It's actually called freebra. Today, a kind blogger aka Left Boob, gave me a free bra education on free bra. Yes, I am serious so read on.

Left Boob took the trouble to dig out her freebra and snapped some pics of the bra. She started off by showing me the packaging. A package is simply not a package if it does not attract attention. It must scream "Buy me!".
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At first glance, the freebra package looks like an ordinary box of tissue paper but upon closer inspection, you can see the real deal - FreeBra - The new definition for freedom.
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Next, Left Boob proceeded to give me a mini tour of the packaging.
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Freebra comes in various sizes and in 2 colors, Nude and clear. No worries if you are a big girl or a small girl. It fits from sizes from A to C cup. From 32A to 38C. If you are D onwards, then sorry la and besides, you don't need this bra anyway. Just let it sag.
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This part teaches you how to remove freebra in case you don't know how after wearing.
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.... and how to wear.
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The bra is placed in a plastic mould to keep it safe from dust. Dust will spoil the adhesive!
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Guys, look at the texture! See how Jolene did the one finger texture test on the bra. Place freebra on flat and smooth surface. Place index finger on bra.
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With slight force, push index finger alittle. Slowly take finger off bra.
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Pass! Shape of bra must be as shown in picture below.
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Springy eh?
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You have to hook each cup together after placing it on your boobs.
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The underside of the cup. This is where the adhesive is.
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There you go! Another short but educational post brought to you by Jolene and kstang.blogspot.com. Hope you all had fun looking at the pics from Jolene!

Anyone else wanna send me pics of your bra, lingerie or other stuff for my blogging material?

Bakuli

My drawing in the last post, it's a game of bakuli. Damn, nobody got that one right eh? 2 reasons maybe. One - no kids play bakuli anymore - sad. Two - my drawing skills is worst than I thought. But I hope it is the latter.

I used to play this all the time in school during recess, at home after lunch almost everyday when it doesn't rain after finishing whatever homework I was given in school lah. Duh! I no longer play bakuli now. At least I am not playing this type of bakuli now... if you know what I mean. Already graduated to another intermediate level type of bakuli now. This type of bakuli like what??? 17~20 years ago lah! Am too tired and sleepy to describe to you how this game is played. Other games/activites I played during my childhood days besides bakuli are "S", kali toi, mata chat, kam buck chew... and a few others.

Argh... feel so guilty if I don't describe to you how a game of bakuli (marble) is played. Don't wanna dissapoint my fansi so this one is for all muh fansi out there, k? Here goes... This game can be played with 2 or more players. Depending on the stake, each player must have of course a minimum of 2 bakuli to play. No pun intended here. Just like billards or snooker or pool, you need at least 2 biji balls to play, right?

Firstly, you need bakuli to play. It's obvious isn't it? But there a few types of bakuli. You have got the normal transparent ones with colors inside. You got the susu type. You got the spider type. You got big sized ones and small sized bakuli as well.

To play, you need to find an open space with sand like your school padang coz you need to draw the circle and 2 lines on the sand before your friends and you can start playing each others bakuli.

Before the game is played each player must deposit or put in some bakuli in the circle. If the stake is 3 bakuli per game, then each player must put in 3 bakuli in the circle. The circle is known as "bank". Yea, like bank as in Bank la....where you keep your money "KaChing KaChing".

After that, each player will stand behind the short line below the bank. Each player will then try to throw a spare bakuli from behind the short line and let the bakuli roll as close as possible to the line on top. Cannot exceed the line. The closer the better. If the bakuli stops touching the line, then it's ok. But once the spare bakuli crosses the line, then the person will start last.

In this drawing (yea, praise muh 3l33t drawing sk1llz), there are 3 players. The player with the green bakuli will start first cos his bakuli is nearest to the line. 2nd to start will be the player with the blue bakuli and last to start will be the person with red bakuli cos his bakuli ended up the furthest from the top line.

Each player will then move to the long line and from there try to knock off as many bakuli in the bank as much as possible. If he doesn't hit any of the bakuli inside the banks or the bakuli in the bank does not come out from the circle then the turn goes to the next player. The object of this game is to get as many bakuli out from the bank. The player who knocks off the bakuli from the bank can keep the bakuli. This will go on until all the bakuli in the bank is taken out. The game is re-start in the same sequence.

Of course there are a few other minor rules to this game which I have not mentioned. So far I have never seen any kids play bakuli anymore. So now you girls know why guys like to play bakuli.

Disclaimer: This entry was completed in under 3 minutes plus/minus 5 seconds. So don't bitch. Maybe next time I will share with you another game called Pak Khan Dock. See how my mood is first la. Thank you for reading my bakuli post.

Friday, April 08, 2005

What's this?

I drew this. Don't believe? I don't blame you. Who would think my drawing could suck so bad? Now, does anybody know what this picture is showing?

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My next entry will be the answer.

Satu Dua Tiga Empat

Ah Beng is the kind of guy who has low IQ. He is abit slow upstairs. Or to put it another way, Ah Beng is intelectually challenged. He works in a coffee shop taking drink orders from customers somewhere in Pulau Tikus. Although he is less intelligent than the average guy on the street, he has pretty good memory. Ah Beng rarely forgets which customer orders what drink. No, he doesn't spit into customers' drinks.

One fine day, Ah Beng and his bunch of normal friends decided to visit a Dato Kong to ask for 4D. Ah Beng and his friends started to pray and offered to buy nasi kunyit for the Dato Kong if Dato can let them strike the 1st prize. Suddenly, one of Ah Beng's friend started to act abit weird. His friend went into a trance. Apparently, Dato Kong took over his friend's body.

Ah Beng and his other friends were so excited and they started to ask Dato to give them a number. Dato said "Okay, satu dua tiga empat".

Satisfied with the number given by Dato, Ah Beng and his friends went away happily to hamtam this number. The very next day, Ah Beng checked the 4D result on The People's Paper. He became a millionare.

It reads "1st prize: 2444"

His friends pengsan. All of them bet 1234.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Another earthquake and tsunami

There is a rumour going around about another earthquake near last week's. This quake is expected to occur sometime end of next week (ie mid April) and tsunami will follow. I cannot verify how this rumour came about but everyone just be prepared okay? Flame me if I am wrong. I hope I am but it's sweet better to get nasty comments than being caught off guard when the earthquake comes.

But if it happens remember you read it here first.

Mata Kia or Pai Kia?

If you read The People's Paper today, you would have noticed a report with the headline "Rude shock at internet cafe." Here is a snippet of the article....

PETALING JAYA: Patrons and staff of an Internet cafe here thought it was a robbery when a raiding party burst in on them at midnight on Saturday.

“They were dressed like gangsters. I was afraid and thought we were being mugged,” said customer Jonathan Khoo, 19.

He claimed the seven men and two women in plainclothes were very rude in the way they dealt with the 46 patrons at the Netmaster Internet cafe in Damansara Jaya....

....“They did not want to produce any identification and only did so after one patron and his friends questioned them repeatedly.

“But what they produced was a yellowed piece of laminated paper which was difficult to read. They showed it very briefly to the patron and did not explain the purpose of their visit,” he said.

Khoo, a college student, said a scuffle broke out between the patron and members of the raiding party, and the patron was forced to kneel down and then handcuffed for being “difficult”.

One of them also lifted his jacket to reveal his gun tucked in his pants, to convince those at the Internet cafe that they were policemen....

....Cafe operator Fum Chen Foo said the “officers” were very rude and demanded that the closed-circuit TV cameras be turned off when they entered.

Just the other day, PM said Malaysians should give the police due recognition for their successes and not be too quick to criticise them. Perhaps, he was too quick in praising the men in blue? Or perhaps, we should thank and recognise their effort in raiding the internet cafe to wipe out bad hats, druggies and pedophiles?

Malaysia's loudest ...err... notorious and infamous ...err most influential blogger has his say on this here. What say you?

Sunday, April 03, 2005

Screw ups

Been having problems with Blogger dot com when publishing my entries lately. Encountered some problems here and there but just needed to re-publish a few times to get the entries saved, uploaded and then published. No harm done. There were a few occasions when the posts were not saved and vanished into cyberspace. Couldn't find it even with muh 3l33t h4ck1ng skillz... totally! But that ain't gonna ruin my day, ain't gonna spoil my mood cos afterall none of my posts here are as long as her's anyway. Well, that's what happens when you don't save your posts in notepad or word first. All of my posts are rather pathetic hmmmm, how shall I put it.... maybe not so intelligent - simply blabbing about nothing with a slight hint of nonsense occasionally.

Another way to screw up is with itchy fingers trying to be a smart Alec when one tries to change the layout of one's blog. Trying to change template, change colors, change background, change skin, change this, change that... you get the drift. It's kinda risky to do these changes without first saving the codes of the original template. That's what happened if you have itchy fingers try to experiment. It happened to me once when I first started this blog. I was trying out new layout and some pretty complicated stuff but I messed it up. In the end, I figured it ain't worth my time and I am now stuck with what you see. Maybe next time I can get an experience blogger to help me out in this area. In other words, I don't code so well in html, point and click and all that kiddie chikadee stuff, but don't challenge me in assembly. Yea, sometimes shit happens to 3l33t haxor sifu like me too.

So kids, do not try any of these stunts at home especially without parental guidance. You'll get burnt blamed. Lol!

Saturday, April 02, 2005

kennysia.com

Probably one of the funniest entry I have ever read. Kenny, I salute you. Check out his April Fool's entry here.

Lembaga Hasil Dalam Negeri

It's that time again. Have you submitted your income tax assessment to our Inland Revenue Board? I haven't. I think the deadline is end April. Fuck! I really hate doing this every year.

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Another scam mail received

I have yet to return a reply to Mrs Joy Bongo. We are all brought up to be courteous especially to the elders and replying one's email seems like a courteous thing to do right? Am still thinking what to say in my reply.

Another scam mail happened to drop in my mail box today. All these African scammers use the same modus operandi. Same style everytime. They write a long initial mail telling you about the background of how to have millions of dollars and need help to transfer the money out of the country.

After a few email exchanges, this is when their money question comes into action. They will tell you the bank needs some money like a few thousand dollars for the cost of the transaction.

Sometimes they will ask you to email them your passport with your pic. Never do this. They will photoshop your passport and use it for other scams.

Here's another email I received from South Africa today.

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From: "arinus bubu" Add to Address Book
To: arinusbubu4@hotmail.com
Subject: FAMILY REQUEST FOR URGENT ASSTANCE
Date: Sat, 02 Apr 2005 09:41:06 +0000

FROM : ARINUS BUBU
#03 DRYSDALE ESTATE
ROODERPOORTE,RUSTENBURG
JOHANNESBURG ,R,S,A.
E MAIL :arinusbubu4@hotmail.com

DEAR

you may be surprised to receive this letter from me since you do not know me personally. I am ARINUS BUBU, the first son of Mr. JOHNSON BUBU,who was recently murdered in the land dispute in Zimbabwe. I got your contact through network online hence decided to write you. I am 29 year of age.

Before the death of my father, he was a prosperous Tobacco and coffee farmer in Zimbabwe and a major supporter of the opposition party in Zimbabwe - Movement for Democratic Change(MDC), Because of his ardent belief in pure democracy he was murdered by the supporter of the ZANU led party under the direction of President Robert Mugabe on the 29th April 2001. Before his death on the 29th of April, he had taken me to Johannesburg South Africa to deposit the sum of US$32Million(Thirty Two Million United States Dollars),in one of the private security and Trust companies, as if he foresaw the looming danger in Zimbabwe sequel to the new Land reform which was meant to collect farms and land previously owned by the white and few blacks majority.

This amount was meant for the purchase of new machines and chemicals for the farms and establishment of a new farm in Swaziland which my Father has just purchased. It is against this background that, I and my family who are currently staying in South Africa have decided to transfer my fathers money to a foreign country since the law of South Africa prohibits refugees or political asylum seekers to open any bank account or to be involved in any financial investment in South Africa.

I consulted an Attorney who is high class lawyer who is going to assist us legally to transfer this money into your account, already the lawyer has seek an advice from one of the director in the Apex Bank of South Africa that is the South African Reserve Bank and the director advice that it is good that my foreign partner provide bank account for a HI-TCH-FREE transferring of this fund.

As the eldest son of my father,I am saddled with the responsibility of seeking a genuine foreign account or foreign business partner where this money could be transferred into or who can hold this money on trust for me pending when I shall come over for investment purpose.

I have two options for you, firstly you can choose to have certain percentage of the money for nominating your account for this transaction, Or you can go into partnership with me for the proper profitable investment of the money in your country. Which ever the option you want, feel free to notify me. I have also mapped out 5% of this money for all kinds of expenses we might incure in the process of this transaction. If you do not prefer a partnership I am willing to give you 20% of the money while the remaining 75% will remain for me and my family.

If you are realy capable and willing to assist me please contact me immediately with the above e-mail address with which I have sent you this message.

Finally, please treat this matter as urgent as possible,and with every amount of confidentiality I am in dire need to leave this country soonest. I advice that you send to me your personal phone/fax numbers for easy communication. Your positive reply will be blessing to us.

Thanks for your mutual co-operation.

Kind Regards
ARINUS BUBU
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#Malaysiabloggers in dalnet

It's been helluva long time since I last typed /j sex, /bitchslap kevin, /nuke kevin /j penang, /p, /quit, /whois.... These are some of the common commands for mIRC which I have almost forgotten since I have stopped chatting on IRC like 8 years ago.

Today I stumbled across someone's blog promoting a new IRC channel for Malaysian bloggers in Dalnet. So what are you waiting for? Download mIRC or Pirch or whatever client for IRC and head on to dalnet and join #Malaysiabloogers #Malaysiabloggers. So go have fun kids!